Your favorite trash celebrity, Kevin Federline has done it all. From text-messaging plans, to tacos… he’s got your gimmicky marketing covered. Who would have thought that this wash up would make it? In fact… he’s looking to be the better parent after Britney’s no-panties tour ending at Promises.

The wit-filled celebrity gossips at Best Week Ever said:

Search With Kevin Marketing Campaign allowing you to search for things on the Internet as you would using Google, but with K-Fed’s stupid face staring at you while doing so. Pretty awesome, right. We still think Gizoogle is a much better “white people who talk black” searching solution, but we’ll admit that it’s pretty funny when you do a “Kevin Federline, Douchebag” search (sadly, BWE.tv doesn’t show up on the first page of results).

Via Gizmodo!

Flickr is hands down, the best photo sharing community and service on the internet. Not only do they have a excellent tools for quick uploading and fast organization, they offer access to an amazing tool too! YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN STAMPS.

Choose any photo, and the screen brings you to the awesome tool offered by Zazzle. Rotate and edit the photo any way you’d like, and BAM… you’ve got your cat on a stamp. Now those stamp collectors can start collecting stamps of you. Pretty cool eh?

Flickr accounts are super easy to set up, and if you run a WordPress blog there are tons of plugins out there for you too. Run over to BWD and we’d be happy to install one for you.

Anyways, that’s my novel news piece for the day. In other news:

• Britney Spears left rehab for rehab.
• Paris Hilton might be going to jail. (not).
• And the world’s swimsuit model population may suffer from a Hepatitis A outbreak from a skeezy chef.

Good news day eh?

Here’s a little Orlando dreaminess for you. This scene is from a show in which Orlando plays himself:

Extras starring Ricky Gervais premieres tonight at 10pm on HBO. Orlando Bloom guest stars as himself in the premiere episode of season two. Ricky plays a man that while trying to get his big break works as a background extra on films and TV shows. He comes face to face with big stars. The show also stars the hilarious Ashley Jensen of Ugly Betty as Ricky’s friend and fellow extra.

Story found on Dlisted.

Faith Hill dons the issue of Glamour magazine this month. All personal situations concerning Faith Hill aside, shouldn’t we be talking on how to not get divorced…. instead of better ways to do it in “helpful” women’s magazines like this one? I can see the feminazi infiltration now: “Now girls, you’ll want to make sure that when you’re done with your first husband and want to move onto your second make sure you don’t…”

Originally reported by D-Listed:

It’s been reported that Tom Cruise has given Katie Holmes a super techy iPod filled with over 300 songs to help her keep silent during labor.

It was reported in the Sun a few days ago that Scientology “elders” brought in giant 6 foot signs to TomKat’s home to remind Katie to keep silent during birth. One reads: “Be silent and make all physical movements slow and understandable.”

The “birthing boards” will also tell staff and visitors to stay silent.

Followers believe it is traumatic for babies to hear their mother scream or groan when giving birth. They think it can cause “psychic” damage, which takes years of therapy to overcome.

The cult’s creator, sci-fi writer L. Ron Hubbard, once said: “Maintain silence in the presence of birth to save both the sanity of the mother and child.”

The doctrine stresses newborns cannot be poked or prodded for medical tests or spoken to for seven days.

And I say, has Ron Hubbard ever given birth? This funny bit also from D-Listed:

Tom Cruise has given Katie Holmes a special iPod with tunes for her to listen to while she gives birth. Tom not only doesn’t want Katie to make any noise, but he doesn’t want her to hear any noise either. God, giving birth to an alien is hard work.

A source said: “Tom wants her to listen to music through her earphones so there’s no noise in the delivery room.”

Dlisted has gotten a hold of the SUPER-SECRET playlist Tom made for Katie:

Loving the Alien – David Bowie
Martian Girl – The Acquabats
The Purple People Eater
The Theme from E.T.
Praying to the Aliens – Gary Numan
The Theme from The X-Files
Planet Earth – Duran Duran
Men In Black – Will Smith
Venus – Bananarama
Rocket Man – Elton John
People are Strange – The Doors
Mr. Spaceman – The Byrds
ATLiens – Outkast

That’s right, the fat naked man, Richard Hatch, from the debut of Survivor was found guilty from now paying up taxes for his $1 million winnings.

Hatch was also convicted of evading taxes on $327,000 he earned as co- host of a Boston radio show and $28,000 in rent on property he owned. But he was acquitted of seven bank, mail and wire fraud charges. Jurors deliberated for less than a day after more than a week of testimony.

Hatch, 44, of Newport, faces up to 13 years in prison and a fine of $600,000.

Minns [Hatch's lawyer] told jurors Hatch was the “world’s worst bookkeeper” and said his client never meant to do anything wrong. Hatch testified that he thought producers were supposed to pay his “Survivor” taxes, and said the donations he took from his charity were far less than the money he had already poured into it.

That’s right Rich, there’s always someone there pay your taxes, you just have to “think it” to get away with it.

Source [Breitbart]

From D-Listed:

When I first saw these pictures I immediately wanted to say that Mimi was a lazy heffer. But then as I thought about it, I realized that I’m not going to hate on her. Because if I was her I’d be doing the same thing! I’d hire some Amy Poehler look alike to feed me Slimfast or whatever that ho drinks. Mimi has earned the right not to be bothered. What’s that bottle in the lackey’s hand? It’s mace! Run Mimi run, she’s going to make your face look puffier than it is!

Bruce Willis is such a “die-hard patriot” that he’s offering $1,000,000 to any civilian who catches Osama bin Laden, Ayman al-Zawahiri or Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. He announced this today on a day-time talk show, Rita Cosby: Live and Direct.

Alright now, here’s a little rant: Honestly, is Bruce just looking for some publicity? Does he think these terror “kingpins” will be caught any quicker now? Notice the offer isn’t extended towards soldiers.. well that’s great. We’re going to have crazy people running out to the Middle East is it? I feel that Willis is just trying to point a sign of respect towards himself because he was so tooled over by that “teenager” Ashton Kutcher.

He also went on to say, “I am baffled to understand why the things that I saw happening in Iraq, really good things happening in Iraq, are not being reported on.” Well I can give you the answer to THAT one Mr. Willis. I thought you were a little smarter than that? It’s because our lovely mainstream media refuses to report on anything that would bring good light to our dear President.

Additionally, this little bit of info balances out my rant… “Willis also revealed he was in talks to make a movie about the Deuce Four, the soldiers whose heroic exploits have been chronicled by embedded blogger Michael Yon. ” This statement preceded his inquiry about the media coverage. As for a movie on something like this, about the good and successful things that happen in Iraq, I think it is great a big star wants to get out and spend some money on a thing like this. We need someone to oppose and balance out the already biased media and movies. GO BRUCE!

Source: NY POST

This is a joke right?

SANTA BARBARA, Calif. – Authorities want
Michael Jackson back in court — this time as a juror. Jackson received a jury summons at his Neverland Valley Ranch, four months after he was acquitted of child molestation charges.

However, Jacko will most likely not serve on the jury at all, due to the fact that he lives in Bahrain now.

“He is permanently living outside of the United States,” Thomas Mesereau, who defended Jackson against the child molestation charges, said Wednesday.

Other famous people summoned to court?

Jury Commissioner Gary Blair said he summoned Ronald Reagan when he was president but granted him a deferment until he was out of office.

First I present to you TomKat’s potential child:

And for all of you dying to know: What the lyrics to Gwen Stefani’s song “Holla Back Girl!”

HOLLABACK GIRL dissected

Gwen Stefani’s “Hollaback Girl” is one of the most baffling pieces of music of the modern age. It’s got something to do with cheerleaders—that much is clear, judging from the chanting and the marching band that’s honking and tooting in the background. Beyond that, good luck deciphering the song’s ambiguities. We were so vexed by the mystery that is “Hollaback Girl” that we have devoted countless hours to its study. Our conclusions are below. The first thing you should know, though, is that Gwen is not singing “I ain’t no Harlem fat girl”—at least, we don’t think she is.

Uh huh, this my shit
Gwen is introducing us to her shit.

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